Taking advantage of the situation

[PhilC]

There's not a lot goes on in this Padded Room. How about posting some jokes? This is not a joke...

I play in several 10 pin bowling leagues - one of them is a singles league (one player teams - nothing to do with marital status). A few people dropped out during the season so there are several times when you have to play against yourself - you have to get within a certain number of pins of your overall average to score the points.

I recently had 2 consecutive weeks of playing against myself and I lost the first match miserably - I lost 0-8. *BUT*, being the clever bugger that I am, it wasn't totally wasted because I used the opportunity to study my tactics very carefully and, by the following week, I'd worked out a way to beat me. Needless to say, I beat myself comfortably by 8 points to nil!

You see? Some people think I'm stupid, but I'm not :cool:

[seomike]

2 babies are sitting in their cribs. One baby asks the other, "Are you a boy or a girl". The other baby responds, "I don't know". The first baby then asks, "Well how do we figure it out"? and the second one says, "We're going to have to pull up our skirts and look"!. So they both count down from 3 "3, 2, 1" and they pull up their skirt. Then the first 1 says, "See you're the girl, because you have the pink booties and I'm the boy because I have the blue ones" :D

[PhilC]

:D

Nice one!