Could Microsoft Demolish Google?

[abbottsys]

WARNING, this thread is pure humor ;)

In a stunning move announced today Microsoft unveiled a plan to totally demolish Google.

Microsoft said it plans to raise $2^256 in order to purchase all the spacetime currently occupied by Google. Once purchased, Microsoft will then use a little known loophole in Einstein's General Theory of Gravitation to reduce the spacetime to a black hole and thus remove it from the known universe.

A spokesman for Microsoft, who spoke on conditions on anonimity, described the plan as easier to implement than buying Yahoo.

[Baylow]

A cunning plan.

Like most Micro$oft moves it would backfire, causing a white hole instead leading to exponential Google growth which will consume us all.

[abbottsys]

...leading to exponential Google growth which will consume us all.

Err.. I thought this was already underway. I mean, I just finished uploading my latest blood tests and DNA sequence to Google Health. Did I make a mistake? ;)

[Baylow]

Err.. I thought this was already underway. I mean, I just finished uploading my latest blood tests and DNA sequence to Google Health. Did I make a mistake? ;)

No, you're nicely falling in line. I submit for processing on the 12th of this month! I can't wait to be "indexed"

[abbottsys]

No, you're nicely falling in line. I submit for processing on the 12th of this month! I can't wait to be "indexed"
Yes, but Google's indexing plans are far bigger than global. As proof, consider this..
http://www.technewsworld.com/story/Google-NASA-Embark-on-40-Year-Mission-to-Stars-63288.html